doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I am spending my child support on dildos
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
