There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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