I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
