now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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