either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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