so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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