is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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