he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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