i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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