their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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