If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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