brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
God I need to hump something, right now.
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