Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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