Its about making memories worth repressing
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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