She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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