i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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