I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Holy sore nipples Batman
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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