i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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