i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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