Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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