I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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