the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
