just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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