I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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