Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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