And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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