question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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