When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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