At least make sure they are 18
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother