Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house