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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.