...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
my liver is dry heaving