This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.