Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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