Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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