is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
time to smoke my breakfast
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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