I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The best revenge is premature balding
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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