oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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