Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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