jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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