Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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