I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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