Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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