My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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