how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It's Friday. Sex?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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