Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
