? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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