All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
