she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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