Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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