He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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