Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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