How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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