I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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