so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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