Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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