Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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