Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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