make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.