I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I touched a dick in church today
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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