I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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