Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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