dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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