awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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